is a common thing people say. I love porn. I mean, I started watching it since I was way too young. And it was amazing.
We don't talk about human sexuality in real life. Not in the sexy way that it is, visually and physically. But we talking about it biologically, with uteri, penises, fallopian tubes and 'ejaculation fluid'. I mean, who has sex saying 'Oh my God, I'm going to ejaculate fluid on your vulva, and hopefully my sperm cells will not swim into your cervix, and fertilize you'. But, no, it's more like 'Oh my God, I'm going to cum on your pussy'. And stupid terms like 'cum', 'pussy', 'dick' and all the sex positions, are never mentioned in sex ed. Instead, an art teacher talked about how funny the word penis sounded. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Porn was the perfect party away from my sterile human biology class. It was hot. And it wasn't because I knew other people thought it was hot. No. I thought it was hot, and that was before anyone told me it was hot. It seemed so instinctual. So, when I got told at the age of 13ish, that porn is disgusting, and I should stop watching it immediately, until the age of 18, I really didn't want to. It made me orgasm - even though I didn't know what orgasming was. It made me feel special. I got to watch two, three, four or even more (gang bang fuck yes), naked people do things to their body that I haven't done, while their faces contort into emotional states that I have never recognized. What the fuck was wrong with fucking. Oh and naked people. Naked people isn't sexy. And you realised that watching porn.
So, here are my little rebuttals to all the 'porn is disgusting' arguments on this website - pornfree.
1. Pornography feeds lust of the eyes and lust of the flesh, which are never satisfied.
I'm satisfied. I masturbate. Just saying.
2. Pornography sexualizes the viewer's mindset.
Yeah. Sex is natural. And if you are searching for porn, it's already in your mind. So yeah. It doesn't. That's not bad.
3. Pornography promotes destructive practices and can lead to progressive addiction.
So this paragraph was about BDSM, and homosexuality and sexual fetishes. And as a obsessive BDSM porn watching - just cos it's damn sexy, I realised that I have learn more about consent and happiness from watching porn, than from not watching porn. People ask what they like. Do you like spanking. Fuck yes. Do you like being electrocuted. No. Ok. We won't do that. Why would bondage be destructive if it feels like the best fucking thing in the world.
4. Pornography intensifies an individual's drive to serve oneself, rather than serve others.
See above. Talking about serving others, being a dom or sub is pretty much being selfless. And also, what's wrong with serving yourself. It's something a lot of us don't get to do. treat yourself. Masturbate yourself. Fuck yourself.
5. Pornography addiction can lead to debt.
Double you. Double you. Double you. Dot. Pee. Oh. Arr. En. Haitch. You. Bee. Dot. See. You. Oh. You're welcome.
6. By viewing and/or purchasing porn, viewers are supporting the porn industry.
By viewing porn, I get to somehow pay my favourite pornstar to do something they love. Also, by buying McDonalds, you are supporting the junk food industry, and obesity.
7. Looking at porn can damage the viewer's family relationships.
You watch porn. And if your family is getting involved with your porn, then, you probably gotta find another way to watch your porn. Also, watching porn isn't going to influence your sexual behaviours. I promise. After watching tentacle shit, you aren't going to find an octopus and put it up your pussy. Unless that's what you were originally into. ;)
8. Looking at porn at work could damage the viewer's reputation
Has nothing to do with porn. Your choice to watch porn at work, is your problem. Also, if porn is more alluring than a career, find a new job. Join the porn industry.
9. Looking at porn can damage the viewer's current or future marriage sex life.
Porn can actually benefit a marriage. Or a sex life. Just watch it together. Get hot, and horny. Find something you want to do, like, maybe you just watched anal, and you kinda want to try anal. And try it. Watching porn doesn't degrade having sex. It can be in conjunction.
10. Looking at porn will increase the viewer's tendency to lie about watching porn.
Yeah, cos there are websites like yours which shit on how good porn is.
11. Looking at porn can lead a person into masturbation addiction.
Ok. Here is a little rant.
There are so little people who suffer from masturbation addiction. And when is it real masturbation or sex addiction, that is some serious shit. That is when people can't do anything except masturbate. Not their job, socialise, or do much. But people who like to masturbate, multiple times a day, and have that time, or it's not damaging their life, don't have an addiction. It just feels good. And if looking at porn is going to do that, then let it be. However, masturbation addiction is real. And often has other issues that are a lot more complex than porn, that should be dealt with professionally.
12. Looking at porn brings serious spiritual consequences.
Same as eating shellfish. Well fuck. 2 years old, and already in hell. Who the fuck cares now I guess.
13. Looking at porn helps you start to believe the lies it promotes.
I read the list of lies, and it was pretty much was the same shit on the list before. And I don't feel like rewriting the above stuff again.
Alright, that got me a tad unhappy. I'm going to run a bath. And watch some porn.
We don't talk about human sexuality in real life. Not in the sexy way that it is, visually and physically. But we talking about it biologically, with uteri, penises, fallopian tubes and 'ejaculation fluid'. I mean, who has sex saying 'Oh my God, I'm going to ejaculate fluid on your vulva, and hopefully my sperm cells will not swim into your cervix, and fertilize you'. But, no, it's more like 'Oh my God, I'm going to cum on your pussy'. And stupid terms like 'cum', 'pussy', 'dick' and all the sex positions, are never mentioned in sex ed. Instead, an art teacher talked about how funny the word penis sounded. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Porn was the perfect party away from my sterile human biology class. It was hot. And it wasn't because I knew other people thought it was hot. No. I thought it was hot, and that was before anyone told me it was hot. It seemed so instinctual. So, when I got told at the age of 13ish, that porn is disgusting, and I should stop watching it immediately, until the age of 18, I really didn't want to. It made me orgasm - even though I didn't know what orgasming was. It made me feel special. I got to watch two, three, four or even more (gang bang fuck yes), naked people do things to their body that I haven't done, while their faces contort into emotional states that I have never recognized. What the fuck was wrong with fucking. Oh and naked people. Naked people isn't sexy. And you realised that watching porn.
So, here are my little rebuttals to all the 'porn is disgusting' arguments on this website - pornfree.
1. Pornography feeds lust of the eyes and lust of the flesh, which are never satisfied.
I'm satisfied. I masturbate. Just saying.
2. Pornography sexualizes the viewer's mindset.
Yeah. Sex is natural. And if you are searching for porn, it's already in your mind. So yeah. It doesn't. That's not bad.
3. Pornography promotes destructive practices and can lead to progressive addiction.
So this paragraph was about BDSM, and homosexuality and sexual fetishes. And as a obsessive BDSM porn watching - just cos it's damn sexy, I realised that I have learn more about consent and happiness from watching porn, than from not watching porn. People ask what they like. Do you like spanking. Fuck yes. Do you like being electrocuted. No. Ok. We won't do that. Why would bondage be destructive if it feels like the best fucking thing in the world.
4. Pornography intensifies an individual's drive to serve oneself, rather than serve others.
See above. Talking about serving others, being a dom or sub is pretty much being selfless. And also, what's wrong with serving yourself. It's something a lot of us don't get to do. treat yourself. Masturbate yourself. Fuck yourself.
5. Pornography addiction can lead to debt.
Double you. Double you. Double you. Dot. Pee. Oh. Arr. En. Haitch. You. Bee. Dot. See. You. Oh. You're welcome.
6. By viewing and/or purchasing porn, viewers are supporting the porn industry.
By viewing porn, I get to somehow pay my favourite pornstar to do something they love. Also, by buying McDonalds, you are supporting the junk food industry, and obesity.
7. Looking at porn can damage the viewer's family relationships.
You watch porn. And if your family is getting involved with your porn, then, you probably gotta find another way to watch your porn. Also, watching porn isn't going to influence your sexual behaviours. I promise. After watching tentacle shit, you aren't going to find an octopus and put it up your pussy. Unless that's what you were originally into. ;)
8. Looking at porn at work could damage the viewer's reputation
Has nothing to do with porn. Your choice to watch porn at work, is your problem. Also, if porn is more alluring than a career, find a new job. Join the porn industry.
9. Looking at porn can damage the viewer's current or future marriage sex life.
Porn can actually benefit a marriage. Or a sex life. Just watch it together. Get hot, and horny. Find something you want to do, like, maybe you just watched anal, and you kinda want to try anal. And try it. Watching porn doesn't degrade having sex. It can be in conjunction.
10. Looking at porn will increase the viewer's tendency to lie about watching porn.
Yeah, cos there are websites like yours which shit on how good porn is.
11. Looking at porn can lead a person into masturbation addiction.
Ok. Here is a little rant.
There are so little people who suffer from masturbation addiction. And when is it real masturbation or sex addiction, that is some serious shit. That is when people can't do anything except masturbate. Not their job, socialise, or do much. But people who like to masturbate, multiple times a day, and have that time, or it's not damaging their life, don't have an addiction. It just feels good. And if looking at porn is going to do that, then let it be. However, masturbation addiction is real. And often has other issues that are a lot more complex than porn, that should be dealt with professionally.
12. Looking at porn brings serious spiritual consequences.
Same as eating shellfish. Well fuck. 2 years old, and already in hell. Who the fuck cares now I guess.
13. Looking at porn helps you start to believe the lies it promotes.
I read the list of lies, and it was pretty much was the same shit on the list before. And I don't feel like rewriting the above stuff again.
Alright, that got me a tad unhappy. I'm going to run a bath. And watch some porn.